The perfect choice for the man who's not quite ready to admit he's past his prime, but still wants to make a splash!
These sartorial wonders feature a gradient that transitions from eye-searing lime green to a soft, tranquil blue. It's like watching the fading of your youth, but in fabric form! The lime green says "I still know how to party," while the blue whispers, "but I'll be in bed by 9."
Perfect for:
Camouflaging yourself against a poorly maintained golf course
Confusing lifeguards about your level of swim expertise
Ensuring your kids can spot you easily when they need money for the snack bar
Pairs nicely with a dad bod and a sense of humor. Order now and be the talk of the community pool. Or the laughingstock. We'll let you decide.
