These are the perfect attire for those who want to scream "TOURIST!" without saying a word.
These bad boys feature a blinding white background adorned with an explosion of colors so vibrant, they might just be visible from space.
Crafted for the discerning gentleman who wants to combine the elegance of a fiesta with the subtlety of a bull in a china shop, these trunks are guaranteed to make locals roll their eyes and fellow tourists nod in solidarity.
Perfect for:
Butchering the local language with confidence
Pairing with socks and sandals for that authentic "lost gringo" look
Storing your oversized map and fanny pack
Warning: May attract street vendors, pickpockets, and judgemental glances. Sunglasses recommended for those around you.
• Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+
Size guide
| |
WAIST (inches) |
HIPS (inches) |
| 2XS |
28 ⅜ |
35 ⅜ |
| XS |
29 ⅞ |
37 |
| S |
31 ½ |
38 ⅝ |
| M |
33 ⅛ |
40 ⅛ |
| L |
36 ¼ |
43 ¼ |
| XL |
39 ⅜ |
46 ½ |
| 2XL |
42 ½ |
49 ⅝ |
| 3XL |
45 ⅝ |
52 ¾ |
| 4XL |
48 ⅞ |
55 ⅞ |
| 5XL |
52 |
59 |
| 6XL |
55 ⅛ |
62 ¼ |
