Assiduous Ass Swim Trunks
Assiduous Ass Swim Trunks
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Our "Assiduous Ass" trunks are ideal for the man who's not content with just any old swimwear. These chill blue-green trunks feature our neon donkey, complete with a stylish headband that screams "I work out... occasionally." This chatty ass quirps "sup" – because nothing attracts the ladies like monosyllabic animal speak.
You're not just wearing swimwear – you're wearing a conversation starter. Or ender. Probably ender.
Pairs well with sunburn and questionable life choices.
• Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+
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You're not just wearing swimwear – you're wearing a conversation starter. Or ender. Probably ender.
Pairs well with sunburn and questionable life choices.
• Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+
Size guide
WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
2XS | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
4XL | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
5XL | 52 | 59 |
6XL | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |