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Assiduous Ass Swim Trunks
Assiduous Ass Swim Trunks
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Our "Assiduous Ass" trunks are ideal for the man who's not content with just any old swimwear. These chill blue-green trunks feature our neon donkey, complete with a stylish headband that screams "I work out... occasionally." This chatty ass quirps "sup" – because nothing attracts the ladies like monosyllabic animal speak.
You're not just wearing swimwear – you're wearing a conversation starter. Or ender. Probably ender.
Pairs well with sunburn and questionable life choices.
• Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+
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You're not just wearing swimwear – you're wearing a conversation starter. Or ender. Probably ender.
Pairs well with sunburn and questionable life choices.
• Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+
Size guide
| WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 52 | 59 |
| 6XL | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
