Nothing screams "I'm here to conquer the waves" like floral patterns usually reserved for Aunt Mildred's couch cushions. These trunks are perfect for the man who wants to blend in seamlessly with the tropical flora while still asserting his rugged, beach-ready masculinity. Pair them with a sun hat and a coconut drink, and you've got the look that says, "I may be wearing flowers, but I'm definitely not to be messed with... probably. In all seriousness, these are pretty darn cool!
